It’s incredibly frustrating to check your email inbox only to find a completely hateful message. Why in the world do people act like this? Is there some sort of committee that issues out these kinds of rude emails?
Generally speaking, no reasonable person would ever do such a thing. However, this is the Internet: the virtual Wild West. Anything goes, and the law is in our own hands.
With that said, you should learn how to defend yourself while on the web. Let me tell you this though: being a jerk isn’t a way to do it. To my credit, I’ve gotten a few hateful and rude emails in my lifetime. In fact, I’ve sent a few as well! (That makes me an expert on this, right?)
Sleep On It
One of the simplest pieces of advice I can could possibly give you is to simply wait before responding to that nasty email. Unfortunately, this is also one of the most difficult things for people to do. Why? Impulse. You and the sender may be two very different people, but by acting on impulse, you are drinking from the same well. Instead, sleep on the email for a while. Think about why the person sent it, how you’ll respond, and what you can do to keep yourself from being at fault.
Oh, and I know you may typically have fake arguments in the shower in which you always end up thinking of things you could have said to that guy who kicked sand in your face at the beach. Well, with email, you actually can go back later to an argument and dish out your response. Do yourself a favor, though: don’t.
Accept Any Responsibility
Sometimes people are afraid to admit that they are wrong. Guess what? That includes you, too. Review the email, accept the fact that the sender was wrong for behaving in such away, and then look at your own actions. Occasionally, it’s good to do a self-check, but don’t beat yourself up over it. Other people could have told you the same exact thing in a much more civilized manner. Sadly, the world just has jerks.
If you discover that you’ve possibly done something offensive or careless, apologize, ask how you can fix it, and then move on. Granted, if the person continues to be rude, don’t waste your time. Some people like to complain just for the sake of complaining. (These people are also sometimes known as bloggers.)
Serve Up A Smile
Ever heard the whole phrase “kill them with kindness”? Yeah, I hate it. Most people who live by this statement actually end up being even more malicious, and they do so with a creepy sadistic grin only a serial killer’s mother could love. Instead, I say genuinely serve up a smile. Let’s face it: adding “please” and “thank you” to an email doesn’t make you look kind. Sometimes, you have to actually be friendly.
Being friendly can include offering to find a solution, praising the sender’s discovery of the issue, or even thanking him for the critique. It comes down to finding the good amidst the bad. You can’t just take this tip on surface level, though. Mentally adjust yourself to realize that everyone has a different way of handling things, and although wrong, this just might be the sender’s own method. By doing this, you might become even friendlier.
As I said, everyone has a reason for behaving the way that they do. Sometimes it helps to be curious as to find out why. After receiving a hateful email, you may want to simply ask the sender why exactly he feels this way. If he’s a reasonable person, he may very well realize how rude he has been. Even still, there are quite a few unreasonable people on the Internet.
This is a pretty good reflective response, because it puts the the ball back into the sender’s court. Now, he has to answer a question, and by doing so, it may break him down. Granted, it may backfire on you. He may become even more enraged and send an even filthier response right back.
Chuck It In The Trash
Sometimes these emails aren’t even worth the response. After sleeping on it, you may not even care. Like I said, people like to complain just to complain, and there’s nothing at all you can do about it. I would say use this as a last resort, for it’s always best to resolve conflict. Granted, some trolls (like the ones who send messages about your dear mother and their knowledge of her private life) should automatically end up in the trash bin.
If the sender continues to harass you, it would be good to at least try and figure out a solution. Else, just block his email address. You can’t help that he doesn’t know how to properly act like a decent human being.
Open The Door, But Be Stern
One way to resolve an email conflict is by being open about helping the sender, but also being very clear that you will not tolerate such behavior. A short response should do the trick. Just tell him to put down the guns, and you’ll be willing to offer a well-thought response. Else, he can take a hike.
For people like myself (who feel as though we should help everyone in the world who asks) this can be very difficult. Yes, the person is saying you are wrong. Yes, there is an issue that may need to be handled. No, you do not have to be treated that way. You deserve better than that.
Consult A Trusted Friend
If perchance you feel as though any response you write will be just as bad as the sender’s, enlist a friend to help. This may be a little drastic, and you could be overreacting. However, I can think of a few situations where this might be a viable solution. Forward the sender’s email to your buddy, and forward a draft of your response as well. Collect his or her opinion on the sender’s message, and also ask them if your response is civil.
In some cases, this may only happen at the breaking point where you’ve gone back and forth with the sender, and you’re finally about to crack. If this is the case, don’t just send over the worst of the sender’s emails. Forward every single message including your own. Your friend may find that you were just as hateful at one point and didn’t even know it.
Zero In On The Real Issue
A more streamlined way of handling a trollish email is by targeting the source of the problem. Read between the lines, and find out why the sender is mad. Once you’ve discovered the reason, handle it, and move on with your life. He can’t complain if you’ve fixed it for him, can he?
Another way of zeroing in on the real issue is by confronting the person, stating that you’d like to work together on solving the issue, and then actually doing it. By doing this, you might even come out as best friends for life! (Disclaimer: I can’t say that I made a best friend for life this way.)
Don’t Match Their Attitude
Turning your anger right back on someone might seem to be a great idea at first, but it’s not. By also becoming hateful, you’ll become a participant in an argument you don’t want to be in. It’s okay to confront the sender about his attitude, but don’t try to turn things around. Be defensive rather than offensive.
Additionally, never, ever, ever use the word “you” in your response. Whether or not you realize it, “you” is an aggressive word in this context. Instead, be more open with your words, not pinning anything on anyone. Besides offering a calmer tone, it gives the sender one less thing to complain about.
Or… Unleash The Hounds
If any of these tips for you don’t work, you can always just fire back a great nit-picky response that’s even worse than what was sent to you. This will typically lead to hours awaiting the next message, lack of pants, bloodshot eyes, and a scruffy face. (DYEL, bro?) You may want to stock up on caffeinated beverages and blood-pressure pills if this is the situation. No one wins when someone on the Internet is wrong, right?
What other ways do you dealing with rude emails? Have you ever responded the wrong way?
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